Yo guys! It's Mateusz, Alex and Marek here! And we, are going to tell you all about how much Edward Young stinks! so...... First, when he farts it sends a wave of think green gas through the air, covering the world outside. He thinks he is so good at football but he is a complete loser! When he hits the post of the goal (which, well... he barely ever does cause he's so bad at football) he starts to celebrate, i mean, how wierd is that? I mean when he kicks the ball it goes backwards and if it doesn't it travells 1cm in front of him, like wtf! Now, we have got to tell you more about how gay - and mega mega stupid and wiered and stinky and gay and reetarded and mega idiotic and spazticated and like.. all that stuff - he is! He's a wimp! Instead of hitting you he says, "what is your problem", and follows you round. He thinks he's good and when you tell him he's shit at it - which he is - he gets so mad, he's a copycat too, when people do cool skillz like flicks and all that, he copies them and does it really rubbishly! Also when people say that they have good stuff, like, ya see Alex and Marek's cousins are rich yea, he always says that like his family are mega rich and he has all the latest stuff, like i phone 3g and stuff, he says his dad owns a successful ranch of chinese restaurants and that is such a lie, he has a cheap backstreet corner take away that earns about £3.20 a day!